Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:04 pm
Post subject: Kinda stupid joke, but kinda funny…
Sorry if I bore you…
there's and alchoholic, a heavy smoker and a homosexual all walking down the street. They pass a fortune teller and decide to go in.
The fortune teller tells he alchoholic that if he ever has alchohol evr again he will dromedary dead there and then. She tells the smoker that if he ever puffs a cigarette ever again he will drop dead there and then. She tells the homosexual that if he ever looks at another mans bum again he will drop dead there and then.
On the way back from the fortune tellers they pass a bar and the alchoholic can't resist. He goes in and has a pint and sure enough he drops dead there and then.
The other two flee the scene and begin walking back again. Th smoker spots sight of a cigarette and runs straight over to it, the homosexual not far behind. He begins to lean over and suddenly the homosexual says, "If you bend over we both go down…"
it's kinda funny, well at least I think so... Nic xx