Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:27 pm
Post subject: a wee funny How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my Money to the church, would that get me Into heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed The garden and kept everything tidy, would That get me into heaven?" Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile. "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and Gave sweeties to all the children, and Loved my husband, would that get me Into heaven?" Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv goat tae be [:CENSORED:]' deid" Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e....
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