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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:27 pm 
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How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...


I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
School class to see if they understood the
concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
Money to the church, would that get me
Into heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
The garden and kept everything tidy, would
That get me into heaven?"
Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
Gave sweeties to all the children, and
Loved my husband, would that get me
Into heaven?"
Again, they all answered 'No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted,


"Yuv goat tae be [:CENSORED:]' deid"


Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e....
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:02 pm 
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Read that to my OH and hes still laughing lol xx
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:08 pm 
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lmao ! x
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:54 pm 
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lol love that Laughing
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:32 pm 
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hahaha brilliant
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:29 pm 
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LOL!!

Children say it as it is!
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:24 am 
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haha love it!
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