Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:06 pm
Post subject: A joke my mum told me!
When i was in hospital after having my first baby,there was a really snooty woman in the bed next to me,looking down her nose at me she said in her very posh voice
"is that your first baby?"
i said "yes why?"
she said"what is your husband giving you for that baby?"
"giving me,what do you mean"i replied
"well "she said"when i had My first baby my husband gave me FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!"
i said "oh how lovely"
"yes,then when i had my second baby he gave me EIGHT THOUSAND POUNDS!"
again i replied "oh how lovely"
"mmmm"she said "but for this, my third baby he gave me TEN THOUSAND POUNDS!!!"
"SO?" she said "what is you husband giving you?"
"Elecution lessons" i said "because i used to say "F***K OFF! but now i just say
"oh how loveyl!!!"
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:22 am
hi all that was funny em lol
i got one not sure if it to naughty though but hey here goes
A little boy walks in on his mum and dad having sex he asks "what they are doing"
the dad replys "making and baby brother or sister for you"
the little boy ask "if they could do it doggy style as he really wants a puppy"
lmao hehe sorry