Christmas Joke - Hope no one takes offense!

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JayK
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:09 am 
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2008's First Christmas Joke


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:22 am 
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LMAO!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:26 am 
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lmao how funny Very Happy
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:16 pm 
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hahaha
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:47 pm 
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that made me chuckle that was funny.
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:52 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:32 pm 
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i like Very Happy
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:59 pm 
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Laughing
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:00 pm 
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brilliant made me and my hubby chuckle thank you
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:34 pm 
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:18 am 
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I had that in an email and it made me laugh when i read it Very Happy
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