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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:09 pm 
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lots so here goes sorry if i offened u Confused
The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

ok some more im really sorry they make me laugh thought u all might like them to Smile

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

ok thats it im done lol Smile
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:33 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Thanks for that! I need a laugh xxx
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:52 pm 
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Loved them very funny!! lmao x

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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:07 pm 
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very funny cheered me up
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:13 am 
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very good
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:33 pm 
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wicked , i liked the one about lawmowin the lawn lol
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:45 pm 
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LMAO!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:42 pm 
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Laughing spesh liked the last one x
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:07 pm 
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Laughing Laughing very funny Laughing
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:31 pm 
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those were real good they gave me a chuckle,LOL
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