Funny things you DONT want to hear your LO's say!
  Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:22 pm
Post subject: Funny things you DONT want to hear your LO's say! This morning I was in my bedroom and heard my daughter shout in a very excited voice from the garden 'MUMMY ME AND DADDY ARE MAKING A HUGE MUD PIE FOR YOU!!' . . . .well thats just brilliant!
She also came into the front room once and said Belle: 'Mummy pennies sink and paper money floats' Me: Really how do you know that? Belle: because I put yours down the toilet and the pennies went to the bottom but the paper stayed on top! Me: Oh! 
haha !  _________________ 
  Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:09 pm
Post subject: well without going into the ins and outs of how and where he heard it the other day JP said I can't get the "F$#@ing" box closed.
 then I really gave out to him explained how naughty it was etc and the following day he said I'm really sorry I said that naughty word I promise I won't ever say the f u c k word again!!!! facepalm  _________________ 
 Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:21 pm
Post subject: i was in the toilets of a restaurant and my daughter ( who has a toy dog and insists the dog goes for a wee too) was sat on the toilet and while she was weeing made the pssssst sound for the dogs wee and then shouted "mummy me and the dog are psssing" i said "you should say weeing evelyn" she replied " no psssing, pssssssst!" who knows what the lady in the next cubicle was thinking!
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 Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:42 pm
Post subject:  Yay for kiddies. My LO doesn't talk yet but after this thread, i'm sure looking forward to it! My nephew used to say 'we have to hurry or we'll get run over and turn square' when we were crossing the road, that made me chuckle._________________   Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:24 pm
Post subject: Public toilets are a minefield for funny stories! I made up a little song when Izzy first was potty trained for when she should bend over for me to wipe her bum, it caught on and we say it every time now, as do some of the family. . . . so obviously in a very public toilet Belle sang at the top of her lungs.
BEND OVER TOUCH YOUR TOES, STICK YOUR BUM UP IN MY NOSE!!!  _________________
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:58 pm
Post subject: My two arent that talkative yet to embaress me but i remember when i was little, i was in asda with my mum and she pointed up an aisle and said go and get me some bodyform and for some reason i remember getting it confused with Sure deodrant so was at the deodrants but shouted to my mum at the other end of the aisle really loudly "MUM IS IT THE GREEN BODYFORM OR THE BLUE?" She was mortified haha x
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 Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:15 pm
Post subject: MichelleHx wrote:
In the toilets at shopping mall today i took Immi in with me and whilst i was wiping she yelled 'is that blood?!' yup its AF time
sam looked at my pad the once and said 'urgh mommys pooed her pants' _________________ 
  Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:19 am
Post subject: my LO is obsessed with winkys and flowers at the minute she dosent define ppl by boy or girl its winkys and flowers and i cant get dressed infront of her anymore because of it. She always says awwwwww mummys flower can I stroke it
 obviously I tell her no and I wouldnt mind but there is nothing to stroke on it ha x_________________ 
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