Funny things you DONT want to hear your LO's say!

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wannaBmummy
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:22 pm 
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This morning I was in my bedroom and heard my daughter shout in a very excited voice from the garden 'MUMMY ME AND DADDY ARE MAKING A HUGE MUD PIE FOR YOU!!' . . . .well thats just brilliant!

She also came into the front room once and said
Belle: 'Mummy pennies sink and paper money floats'
Me: Really how do you know that?
Belle: because I put yours down the toilet and the pennies went to the bottom but the paper stayed on top!
Me: Oh! Crying or Very sad

haha ! Laughing
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:33 pm 
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Haha Laughing Poor you! Did you get ur money back? Lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:09 pm 
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well without going into the ins and outs of how and where he heard it the other day JP said I can't get the "F$#@ing" box closed. Shocked Shocked Shocked then I really gave out to him explained how naughty it was etc and the following day he said I'm really sorry I said that naughty word I promise I won't ever say the f u c k word again!!!! facepalm Rolling Eyes Laughing
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:15 pm 
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My LO asked me the other day if I had taken a dump in the kitchen Shocked Shocked
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:27 pm 
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These are so funny! Belle dropped her juice a few weeks ago and said 'oh bug ger me in the bum cheeks!' I had to admit that she might have got that from me Embarassed
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:21 pm 
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i was in the toilets of a restaurant and my daughter ( who has a toy dog and insists the dog goes for a wee too) was sat on the toilet and while she was weeing made the pssssst sound for the dogs wee and then shouted "mummy me and the dog are psssing" i said "you should say weeing evelyn" she replied " no psssing, pssssssst!" who knows what the lady in the next cubicle was thinking! Laughing
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:42 pm 
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Roll Yay for kiddies. My LO doesn't talk yet but after this thread, i'm sure looking forward to it! My nephew used to say 'we have to hurry or we'll get run over and turn square' when we were crossing the road, that made me chuckle.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:24 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Public toilets are a minefield for funny stories! I made up a little song when Izzy first was potty trained for when she should bend over for me to wipe her bum, it caught on and we say it every time now, as do some of the family. . . . so obviously in a very public toilet Belle sang at the top of her lungs.

BEND OVER TOUCH YOUR TOES, STICK YOUR BUM UP IN MY NOSE!!!

Embarassed
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:28 pm 
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sam usually tells everyone what pants iv got on when we are in public toilets.

the worse was when she said really loudly 'youve got hair on your bum' Embarassed
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:34 pm 
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In the toilets at shopping mall today i took Immi in with me and whilst i was wiping she yelled 'is that blood?!' yup its AF time Embarassed
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:58 pm 
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My two arent that talkative yet to embaress me but i remember when i was little, i was in asda with my mum and she pointed up an aisle and said go and get me some bodyform and for some reason i remember getting it confused with Sure deodrant so was at the deodrants but shouted to my mum at the other end of the aisle really loudly "MUM IS IT THE GREEN BODYFORM OR THE BLUE?" She was mortified haha x
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:11 pm 
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When asked whether he likes something Kieran has decided to say "no, it's too big and hard and pointy". It might just be my dirty mind but it sounds slightly rude to me lol Surprised
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:15 pm 
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MichelleHx wrote:
In the toilets at shopping mall today i took Immi in with me and whilst i was wiping she yelled 'is that blood?!' yup its AF time Embarassed


sam looked at my pad the once and said 'urgh mommys pooed her pants' Embarassed
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:16 pm 
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Lol i would have thought that was rude too
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:19 am 
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my LO is obsessed with winkys and flowers at the minute she dosent define ppl by boy or girl its winkys and flowers and i cant get dressed infront of her anymore because of it. She always says awwwwww mummys flower can I stroke it Surprised obviously I tell her no and I wouldnt mind but there is nothing to stroke on it ha x
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