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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:07 pm 
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I'm amazed at how quick the jokes come round, heres a few quips I've read on facebook:-

Low in fat high in Sherguard

Want a Red Rum with your burger

Tesco burgers part of a stable diet

I've found it tough working on the tesco meat counter lately I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse - Tesco's every little helps

Too beef or not too beef that is the equestrian

I'll add some more as I get them.

Just a bit of fun folks Smile
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:19 pm 
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I've seen loads this morning

No wonder my wife is a nag
Tesco burgers have given me the trots

Loads more but I cant remember haha x
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:39 pm 
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don't forget to check your veggie burgers for traces of uniquorn
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:39 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:38 pm 
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Just gone to get my Tescos burgers out the fridge and they're off!

Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:11 pm 
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lol - keep em coming girls

Good news Horse lovers Shergar has been found by the every little helps detective agency
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:50 pm 
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I thought my tesco burger had been cooked on a george foreman grill turns out they were marks from the jockeys whip

Tesco's burgers found to contain 29% horsemeat?
I didn't realise there was that much meat in them!

Tesco have announced that things are not all that bad regarding their burgers .. they have found some beef in them too
a spokesman said "well every little helps"

To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process.
There's so many hurdles you need to get through.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:41 pm 
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Just some ive seen.

Some people bridle at the thought of eating a horse, but hay guys, there's no need to stirrup a fuss about it. Laughing


Were they on sale furlong? By the way, my lidl pony is running at Epsom tomorrow.

I'm writing to my MP to demand a full Stewards Inquiry.

I've just checked and the Tesco share price is now stable.

I don't mind horse meat. It's the riders I find difficult to swallow.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:43 pm 
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I tried one of the Burgers and it did taste a little funny, in fact so much so it left my voice a little hoarse.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:01 pm 
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Just ate a burger from Tesco, there's still a Bit between my teeth

Horse meat found in Tesco Burgers, what next? My Lidl Pony?
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:09 pm 
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horsey horsey dont you stop or youll end up in a tesco shop, let your tail go swish and the wheels go round, giddy up your a quarter pound. Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:28 pm 
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OMG thats defo the best Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:34 pm 
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Another -hungry enough to eat a horse? We have you covered.. Tesco every little helps Wink

Was in Tesco cafe and the lass asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.. I said a 5er each way please
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:46 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:48 pm 
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RachN3Babies wrote:
Another -hungry enough to eat a horse? We have you covered.. Tesco every little helps Wink

Was in Tesco cafe and the lass asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.. I said a 5er each way please


I lol'd at that Laughing
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