Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:07 pm Post subject: Tesco burgers
I'm amazed at how quick the jokes come round, heres a few quips I've read on facebook:-
Low in fat high in Sherguard
Want a Red Rum with your burger
Tesco burgers part of a stable diet
I've found it tough working on the tesco meat counter lately I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse - Tesco's every little helps
Too beef or not too beef that is the equestrian
I'll add some more as I get them.
Just a bit of fun folks _________________
RachN3Babies
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:19 pm Post subject:
I've seen loads this morning
No wonder my wife is a nag
Tesco burgers have given me the trots
Loads more but I cant remember haha x _________________
thatonethere
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:39 pm Post subject:
don't forget to check your veggie burgers for traces of uniquorn
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:39 pm Post subject:
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Lilly777
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:38 pm Post subject:
Just gone to get my Tescos burgers out the fridge and they're off!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:11 pm Post subject:
lol - keep em coming girls
Good news Horse lovers Shergar has been found by the every little helps detective agency _________________
steph181
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:50 pm Post subject:
I thought my tesco burger had been cooked on a george foreman grill turns out they were marks from the jockeys whip
Tesco's burgers found to contain 29% horsemeat?
I didn't realise there was that much meat in them!
Tesco have announced that things are not all that bad regarding their burgers .. they have found some beef in them too
a spokesman said "well every little helps"
To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process.
There's so many hurdles you need to get through. _________________
emmie02
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:41 pm Post subject:
Just some ive seen.
Some people bridle at the thought of eating a horse, but hay guys, there's no need to stirrup a fuss about it.
Were they on sale furlong? By the way, my lidl pony is running at Epsom tomorrow.
I'm writing to my MP to demand a full Stewards Inquiry.
I've just checked and the Tesco share price is now stable.
I don't mind horse meat. It's the riders I find difficult to swallow. _________________
RacheynHarry
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:43 pm Post subject:
I tried one of the Burgers and it did taste a little funny, in fact so much so it left my voice a little hoarse. _________________
xxOliverAndMaxsMummy
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:01 pm Post subject:
Just ate a burger from Tesco, there's still a Bit between my teeth
Horse meat found in Tesco Burgers, what next? My Lidl Pony? _________________
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:09 pm Post subject:
horsey horsey dont you stop or youll end up in a tesco shop, let your tail go swish and the wheels go round, giddy up your a quarter pound. _________________
xxOliverAndMaxsMummy
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:28 pm Post subject:
OMG thats defo the best _________________
RachN3Babies
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:34 pm Post subject:
Another -hungry enough to eat a horse? We have you covered.. Tesco every little helps
Was in Tesco cafe and the lass asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.. I said a 5er each way please _________________
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:46 pm Post subject:
jennaxhx
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:48 pm Post subject:
RachN3Babies wrote:
Another -hungry enough to eat a horse? We have you covered.. Tesco every little helps
Was in Tesco cafe and the lass asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.. I said a 5er each way please