Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:07 pm
Post subject: Tesco burgers
I'm amazed at how quick the jokes come round, heres a few quips I've read on facebook:-
Low in fat high in Sherguard
Want a Red Rum with your burger
Tesco burgers part of a stable diet
I've found it tough working on the tesco meat counter lately I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse - Tesco's every little helps
Too beef or not too beef that is the equestrian
I'll add some more as I get them.
Just a bit of fun folks
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:50 pm
I thought my tesco burger had been cooked on a george foreman grill turns out they were marks from the jockeys whip
Tesco's burgers found to contain 29% horsemeat?
I didn't realise there was that much meat in them!
Tesco have announced that things are not all that bad regarding their burgers .. they have found some beef in them too
a spokesman said "well every little helps"
To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process.
There's so many hurdles you need to get through.
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:41 pm
Just some ive seen.
Some people bridle at the thought of eating a horse, but hay guys, there's no need to stirrup a fuss about it.
Were they on sale furlong? By the way, my lidl pony is running at Epsom tomorrow.
I'm writing to my MP to demand a full Stewards Inquiry.
I've just checked and the Tesco share price is now stable.
I don't mind horse meat. It's the riders I find difficult to swallow.