and passed out from the pain. then i woke up surrounded by paparrazzi who thought i was kate garraway from the news. they started taking pics and gave me an epileptic fit from all the flashbulbs! _________________
Joined: 05 Nov 2008
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject:
an ambulance promptly arrived to take me to the hospital where i saw the man of my dreams....he was............. _________________
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:09 pm Post subject:
going to the GUM clinic to get treated for Herpes...which he had contracted off of his BOY FRIEND!
then the doctor came up to me, and it turned out he was my next door neighbour...the one who tells the whole street everybody elses' business! _________________
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:57 am Post subject:
the doctor came in and started laughing, i was puzzled. He mumbled like im not telling our neighbood about this.
To make matters worse i ended up throwing up on his new expersive shoes.