joke!! sorry i found it funny :)

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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:01 am 
Post subject: joke!! sorry i found it funny :)
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years,

but I want a divorce.'



The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend,

And she's a far better lover than you are.'



Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 . He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. .



Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues.



85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'



The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her,

'Isn't there anything you want?'



The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'




Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,

The wife turns to him and smiles.

'The airbag.'

moral is women are crazy DONT mess with them hehe Laughing
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:16 pm 
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Shocked Laughing
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:15 pm 
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lol xx
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:38 pm 
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haha Very Happy x
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:39 pm 
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Shouldnt laugh but i did find it funny Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:55 pm 
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lol. xx
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:43 pm 
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I FOUND THIS FUNNY!

ITS PUT A SMILE ON MY AFCE FOR THE DAY! Very Happy
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:06 pm 
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Laughing i just read that to my husband - haha he looks horrified, Laughing
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:51 pm 
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your husband looked horrified Mrs.Springer.
Does he think the joke gave you ideas?
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:33 pm 
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haha x
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:09 pm 
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lmfao
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:11 am 
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ha ha ha very good
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i like that lol Laughing
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