metal price...joke

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AliciasMummy2009
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:05 pm 
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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 note.
She called the guy back , licks the 20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a 50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the 50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?


The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:08 pm 
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lmfao hun that was just hilarious lol xx cant stop laughing
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:49 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing nice!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:46 pm 
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that was really funy I laughed out loud LOLOLOOLOLO Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:44 am 
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LOL! PROB WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:13 pm 
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Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing very funny hehe
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:51 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing pmsl!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:23 am 
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that was an awesome joke. just what i needed. a laugh.

i would not have been smart enough to think of something like that. Will have to remember it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:26 pm 
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did it really happen to u or its just a joke?cant imagine the embarrassment, but well done girl!super story!!!!!!!
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