Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:57 pm
Here Squibby, hope this cheers you up:
The Blonde Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'
The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes '
Some time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.
'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge .'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
'And by the way,' the blonde added ... 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus.'
I'm not on here all the time so if you need anything PM me Arch x
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:26 pm
Yes squibby its always u putting ideas in my head! its not a bad thing, ur just so positive its infectious
luckily i cant even get to the shops neway my cars in the garage 2moro i just rembered! so ill have to wait until at least thursday i dont know my cycles that well like i said my last one was 30 days but was on the pill before that so its hard to know.
its so frustrating! cant u do a test for me? woteva u get ill accept as final
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:27 pm
Hi hun,sorry I didnt reply,was shattered,went to bed.
I would do test for you hun but i'd only end up doing one for myself too!
Am feeling a little more hopeful today,I've noticed that I've got some other things going on with my (.)(.)'s if you'd like to know! lol
Well my nipples look darker and i've got little bumps come up on them too that I never had,I even asked my bf to check and he agreed they look different!I've noticed that I've got veins showing up too,so dunno what that means,any ideas?
Well I havent tested today,I was good!xx
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:32 pm
oh good luck squibby hope u get a bfp
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:39 pm
Ooh,that's exciting hun!
I reckon you should,it sounds very promising!
Well my (.)(.)'s are sore but not as sore but Archie said that the hormones go up and down,so that may be why and also the changes in my nipples.
I have been feeling a lot more tired too and needing the loo more.and today I had some galaxy choc,which is normally my fave,but today it tasted funny to me,it's probably nowt but I usually enjoy it!
How about you hun,any more symptoms?xxx