Have 2 post this - Funny !!! ((God created children...))

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MrsSpringer
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:38 pm 
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To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
' DON'T !'
'Don 't what ? '
Adam replied.

'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.'
God said.

'Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit ?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! '



' No Way ! '
'Yes way ! '

'Do NOT eat the fruit ! '
said God.




'Why ? '

'Because I am your Father and I said so ! '
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked !
'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? '
God asked.





'Uh huh,'
Adam replied.

'Then why did you ? '
said the Father.

'I don't know,'
said Eve.
'She started it ! '
Adam said.

'Did not ! '
'Did too ! '
'DID NOT ! '

Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

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If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you ?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own

6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your
nursing home one day

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:




'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'
AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!




Thought this would brighten your day, xxx
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:09 pm 
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lmao.... i love it Laughing Laughing Laughing xx
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:27 pm 
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That cheered me up very funny and very true Smile
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:34 pm 
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Really funny and soooo true 2!!!!!!!! Very Happy
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:47 pm 
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i love this bit

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:51 pm 
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he he yea-its sooo true and funny Laughing

xx
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:03 pm 
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awwww soooo funny Very Happy
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:09 pm 
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lol...very funny......love it
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:28 pm 
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I got some email buddy that emails me funny stuff like that - and with it being about kids thought id share .....

Glad i can put some smiles on some faces WinkX
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:38 pm 
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I was nodding and laughing all threw that true though
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:02 pm 
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that made us all giggle..
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:05 pm 
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that didn't half cheer me up especially last bit about the aspirin and kids lol.

only 11 weeks until junior boy is due to be born and can't wait!!!
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