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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:28 pm 
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Granted but then you realise it actually means wellington boots in Hebrew Laughing

I wish I was better on the telephone!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:34 pm 
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Granted but then you'd get a job in telesales and everyone would keep putting the phone down on you.

I wish I lived in a nice house in the country.
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:11 pm 
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Granted, but it would cost so much too run you'd never be able to afford clothes/food

I wish it was warmer in here!
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:26 pm 
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Granted - but then you'd get all sweaty-Betty and start to smell like teenage boy.

I wish I'd bought more ginger biscuits.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:08 pm 
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Granted but when you open the packet they are crawling with worms Yuk


I wish the pineapple I just ate hadn't made my tongue sore
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:49 pm 
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Granted, it makes your eyebrows grow uncontrollably instead.

I wish Russell Howard hadn't made me laugh til my sides hurt... Smile
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:54 pm 
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Granted but instead you pee yourself!

I wish chocolate didn't make you fat.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:01 pm 
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granted, but it makes your face break out in huge boils.

i wish i could stop having weird dreams
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:51 am 
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Granted but they become day dreams instead and you start seeing mr blobby shopping in tescos

I wish I had a nice garden
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:31 pm 
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Granted, but it'd be SO nice the bunnies would use it as a Centre Parcs for rabbits and it's be ruined...

I wish we could use our conservatory in the winter more...
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:26 pm 
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Granted, but then the roof would fry off the rest of your house

I wish I didn't have so many odd socks
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:47 am 
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Granted but they all turn into evil sock puppet monsters and they terrorise you in the middle of the night by nibbling your toes and then they leave the freezer open and spill all the cereal onto the fireplace and squeeze toothpaste into the coffee jar

I wish I could blame everything on evil sock puppet monsters
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:32 pm 
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Granted but then you would turn into one

I wish ice-cream was diet food!
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:56 pm 
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Granted but the flakes would grow out of your nostrils.

I wish i lived in a castle
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:52 pm 
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Granted but young men try and climb up your hair to get to the top

I wish I knew how long I was going to live for so I knew how much to put in my pension. Morbid I know but I like planning lol
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