Nursery rhymes/songs so you don't feel silly at baby group!
  Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:42 pm
Post subject: Glad im not the only one who substitutes ass for an alternative rhyme to brass. should write these down as caelyn is going to be very confused by my alternative words when she gets to pre school and finds out the grand old duke of york isnt actually about poo
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 Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:36 pm
Post subject: Lily loves this one!! mainly cus of the actions
Teddy plays on the swing Teddy plays on the slide Teddy plays on the swing Teddy plays on the slide and he goes.... Tick,tock forwards and back round and round he goes Tick,tock forwards and back round and round he goes Lilly love this cus of the movements with it i think. Anyone sing GALLUMPH? we sing it at bounce and rhyme at the library. its my favourite. _________________   Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:42 pm
Post subject: Hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one the mouse ran down Hickory dickory dock Hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock The clock struck two the mouse said "Boo!" Hickory dickory dock Hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock The clcok struck three the mouse said "Whee!!" Hickory dickory dock Hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock The clock struck four the mouse said "No more!" Hickory dickory dock _________________ Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:25 am
Post subject: I don't really sing my lo classic nursery rhymes i made up my own! at baby group the leader goes round asking each child what they want to sing and if someones' already picked row row row or twinkle twinkle...we're in trouble!
Two of my songs (which i penned myself) go a little something like this.... (to the tune of The Farmer's In His Den) A chubber wubber doooo A chubber wubber doooo A chubber wubber wubber wubber dubber diddley dooo (repeat with increased enthusiasm) this song is only appropriate if you have a fat baby. Then Its nappy time yes its nappy time! Nappy time yes its nappy time! Nappy time yes it nappy timiiiiiime (waving a clean nappy fowards and backwards) NAPPY! NAPPY! NAHAPEEEEE TIME!!!!! (blow a big raspberry) _________________    Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:53 pm
Post subject: 5 little monkeys swinging in the tree,
Teasing the crocodiles, You cant catch me, you cant catch me, Along came the crocodile as quiet as can be and...... Snap! HE ate one for his tea! 4 little monkeys swinging in the tree, Teasing the crocodiles, You cant catch me, you cant catch me, Along came the crocodile as quiet as can be and...... Snap! HE ate one for his tea! 3 little monkeys swinging in the tree, Teasing the crocodiles, Youcantcatch me, you cant catch me, Along came the crocodile as quiet as can be and...... Snap! HE ate one for his tea! 2 little monkeys swinging in the tree, Teasing the crocodiles, Youcantcatch me, you cant catch me, Along came the crocodile as quiet as can be and...... SNAP! HE ate one for his tea! 1 little monkey swinging in the tree, Teasing the crocodiles, Youcantcatch me, you cant catch me, Along came the crocodile as quiet as can be and...... Snap! HE ate him for his tea! No more monkeys swinging in the trees And no more mokeys for crocodile's tea! _________________   Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:26 am
Post subject: my mum sings this to evan all the time wen he is whingy and without fail he is asleep within minutes
baba loui 123 evans on mummys (can be substitued for grannys) knee lookin for a wee bobby to buy some coupars candy _________________   Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:43 am
Post subject: Bounce baby on knee....
I went to the baker shop to buy a lollypop when i got there i sat on the chair and the chair went plop (open you knees and 'plop' baby down,not too hard of cours) i had a tiny tortouse his name was tiny tim i put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim he drank up all the water and ate up all the soap then he went to bed with a bubble in his throat bubble bubble bubble pop ( do bubbles with your hands and make them bigger with each bubble then clap for pop) _________________ 
 Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:25 pm
Post subject: lol gemz i do i went to the barber shop
to get my hair cut off and when i was wthere i sat in the chair and the chair went plop! (drop baby through knees catching them!) 
humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt put humpty together again!
this is the way the lady rides trit trot trit trot trit trot this is the way the lady rides trit trot trit trot trit trot this is the way the gentleman rides trit trot trit trot trit trot this is the way the gentleman rides trit trot trit trot trit trot this is the way the farmer rides hobbledy bobbledy hobbledy hobbledy bobbledy this is the way the farmer rides hobbledy bobbledy hobbledy hobbledy bobbledy you bounce your baby on your knees gently for lady, harder for gentleman and one up other up both down for farmer and then say and down into a ditch and let baby drop through your knees! obviously catch them underneath!
horsey horsey dont you ttop just let your feet go clippity clop your tail goes swish and your wheels go round giddy up we're honmeward bound!! we're not in a hussle we're not in a bussle so dont go tearing up the road we're not in a hurry we're not in a flurry and we dont have a very heavy load! Horsey horsey dont you stop just let your feel go clippity clop your tail goes swish and your wheels go round giddy up we're homeward bound! Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:35 pm
Post subject: My other half had never heard this when i was singing it the other day:
The bear went over the mountain The bear went over the mountain The bear went over the mountain, to see what he could see And all that he could see And all that he could see Was the other side of the mountain The other side of the mountain The other side of the mountain Was all that he could see! Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:38 pm
Post subject: (child's name) had a (/ colourof choice) Baloon
s/he played with it all afternoon It floated here...... it floated there.... and POP it went into the air I could go on with theese all day LOL  _________________     Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:45 pm
Post subject: Jaiden Jaiden its a loveley day
Jaiden Jaiden u comming out 2 play Jaiden get ur jacket on tell your mum you wont be long Ill be waiting roung the corner This can be done as a rainy day get ya wellies on Sunny day get ur suncream on If your happy and you know it clap your hands If your happy and you know it clap your hands If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it if your happy and you know it clap your hands If your happy and you know it nod your head.... etc If your happy and you know it stamp your feet....etc If your happy and you know it shout we are....etc if your happy and you know it do all four..... Head shoulders knees and toes................ _________________ Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:24 pm
Post subject: 5 currant buns
5 currant buns in a bakers shop, round a fat,with a cherry on the top,along came mummy (change this for each verse) with a penny one day,she bought a currant bun,and took it away 4 currant buns in a bakers shop, round and fat,with a cherry on the top Along came daddy with a penny one day,bought a currant bun,and took it away 3 currant buns in a bakers shop, round and fat with a cherry on the top Along came Alfie with a penny one day,bought a currant bun and took it away and so on......... lol _________________  
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