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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:01 pm 
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I will ask a question, and you need to answer with an equally ridiculous answer... For example...

Why is sand yellow?

Because if it was white it would be salt.

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Why id s clock numbered 1- 12?
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:37 pm 
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because if it was 1-24 it wouldn't fit on the wall

Why do ducks Quack?
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:35 am 
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Because if they barked they would be called dogs.

Why do apples taste sweet?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:03 pm 
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Because If they didnt they would be sour

Why do we need electricity?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:11 am 
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because if we didnt it would be dark.

why do we have a nose? Laughing
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:20 pm 
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Because we all love that smell of fresh pooey nappy!

Why are oranges, orange?
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:43 pm 
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Because if they were pink they'd be called pinks!!


Why do we have hair?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:38 pm 
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because if we were all bald the earth would explode from all the heat reflected of our shiny noggin's.


why do dogs sniff each others bums as a greeting?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:42 pm 
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Because if they didnt how else would they say hello??

Why are bums squashy and round?? Laughing Rolling Eyes
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 10:25 am 
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Cos square bums make trousers harder to get on


Why do trees grow upwards
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 12:01 pm 
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If they didnt they would be upside down

Why is snow white
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 12:49 pm 
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Because Disney made her!

Why do men snore?
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:46 pm 
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becuase if they didnt they would have to find another way to annoy women to keep them awake.

do stairs go up or do they go down?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:41 pm 
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neither, they go straight. It's the rest of the world that's wonky Wink


Why is rain wet?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:33 pm 
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Because if it wasnt it would be dry...

Why are leaves not bright colours like pink...
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