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MingoMayo
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Joined: 05 Jun 2011
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:20 pm
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It DOES shine when you're not working... it just happens to be on the other side of the world at the time... >.<
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and sunflower oil from sunflowers, then what is baby oil made from?
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FaeryBUMfly
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Joined: 13 May 2010
Posts: 1154
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:13 pm
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the poor jelly babies that never made it to the packet!
why do birds always poop on your car just after you have washed it?
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baabaabaa1001
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Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 682
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:58 pm
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cause its nice to poop on a clean toilet ( so my fella says!!)
why is water wet?
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thatonethere
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Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 2475
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:39 pm
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forty-two
What is the point in foot fungus?
MingoMayo
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Posts: 2049
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:32 am
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Because we'd look rediculous with mushrooms growing on our knees...
Why isn't black a colour of the rainbow?
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thatonethere
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Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 2475
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:40 am
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Because you couldn't rhyme it in the song
Why is fire hot?
MingoMayo
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Joined: 05 Jun 2011
Posts: 2049
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:46 pm
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Because if it were cold it'd be an icecube.
Where's Wally?
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thatonethere
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Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 2475
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:49 pm
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he fell down my chimney at Christmas
are we nearly there yet?
FaeryBUMfly
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Joined: 13 May 2010
Posts: 1154
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:04 pm
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depends where "there" is or if in fact "there" exists at all!
why does it always rain when you have laundry to dry?
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thatonethere
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Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 2475
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:23 am
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so the flowers have a nice relaxing shower then they don't smell of cat pee!
why do baby's like to poo when you're just about to go out somewhere?!
emmie02
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Joined: 01 Jan 2010
Posts: 1241
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:14 pm
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Because after r parents always made us "try and go" b4 we left the house as a child babies r now pre programmed to do it without being told!
Why is there never anything decent on tv on a sat night?
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FaeryBUMfly
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Joined: 13 May 2010
Posts: 1154
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:36 am
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it's a government conspiracy to make people have a early night
why do willow's "weep" ?
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KaBum
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Joined: 02 Oct 2010
Posts: 4473
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:22 pm
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Because if they didn't they'd be annoyingly optimistic and get chopped down
Why doesn't tomorrow ever come?
thatonethere
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Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 2475
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:15 pm
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so the weathermen don't get it wrong
why can't i have nice hair?
KaBum
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Joined: 02 Oct 2010
Posts: 4473
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:31 pm
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Because if you did it would have to grow out of your bum!
Why do I have a cold?
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