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kirstyv89
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:14 pm 
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because then u would always crash your car and walk into things because u were 2 busy looking at the pretty coloured trees Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

why are we always worried about birds pooing on us not weeing????
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:33 pm 
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ok im gna try im probably gna muck it up tho

cos birds poo and wee in the same thing lol

why do chicken breast not have nipples?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:31 pm 
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Have you ever tried to suck milk through a beak Laughing ?

Why can't we put on mascara without opening our mouths?
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:09 pm 
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cos otherwise your eyes would fall out of their sockets

Why does sweat smell?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:51 pm 
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cos if id didnt us poor ladies would not realise our men were rank with cleanliness before we married them lol

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:37 pm 
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yeh but only if they've had a light flying lunch

how do we really know what the time is?
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:04 pm 
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Because big ben is clearly magical and therefore never wrong Neutral

Why do cats always have to 'go' as soon as the tray has been emptied?
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:28 pm 
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Cause they want to feel the fresh pellets on there paws.

Why do men always pee on the seat and then deny it?
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:56 pm 
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cause if they didnt theyd pee on the floor!

Why does giving birth have to hurt soooo much?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:44 pm 
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Because if it didn't, we'd all get a fright when a baby just fell out Smile

Why do the lids off smarties have a letter underneath? Smile
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:42 pm 
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Because if the letter was on the inside of the tube you wouldn't be able to read it.

Why is it as soon as you sit down to eat your dinner the telephone rings?
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 8:57 pm 
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...because you have a sensor that goes off as soon as your bum touches the seat Wink

Why are the tastiest foods the most likely to make you gain weight?
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 3:36 pm 
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..... because God wanted us to all waddle around and eventually evolve into penguins. chocolate cake loving penguins. Smile

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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:22 am 
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yes because dreams arent real so anythings possible

why is grass green?
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:50 am 
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because it turned up late when God was dishing out the colours and Sky had all ready nabbed blue Razz


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